Favorite Bumper Stickers

Every now and then I get a good laugh out of bumper stickers. Today is no exception...so, here are a few of my favorites!

"Somedays I just want to be a missing person" (todays find)

"I want to be Barbie...the girl has everything"

"Work hard...the people on welfare depend on you"

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks your a jerk"

"Where there's a will ... I want to be in it."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"Life is sexually transmitted." (good one)

"I'm only driving like this because I have to poop"

"Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!"

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

"Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"

"Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home."

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

Now for some clean, naughty ones:

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

And my all-time favorite is.....................:

"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about"

Tee hee...fun!